10 Questions
What’s your favourite flavour of ice-cream?
Don’t like ice-cream. No particular reason. Don’t eat sweets either.
If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?
Dylan from the magic roundabout, because he’s a laid-back character.
Where’s your ultimate holiday destination?
Sailing off the West Coast of Scotland, followed by a spell in Italy.
What was the last gig you went to?
Don’t go to gigs. God knows what I last went to.
What do you have in your pocket?
Rubbish normally. Taxi receipts, restaurant bills -- all crumpled, just to annoy accounts.
What was the last thing you broke?
A mirror, a large, expensive, art deco one. I hung It up and it feel down and broke. Nearly killed the wife and landed me with 7 years of bad luck.
Vinyl, mixed tape or ipod?
Ipod. I don’t miss vinyl or mixed tapes in the slightest. In fact, I don’t even own a CD player anymore.
Who would you have round for tea?
Well, it would be a bottle of wine instead of tea-- and it would be Ringo Starr.
What was your first pets name?
Glen, the dog. He was a west highland terrier. Since then I’ve had geese, donkeys, goatsk ferrets…
How is it all going to end?
With a caption, ‘the end’.